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October 27, 2005

Dalawang Versions ng "The Lion and the Rabbit"

The Lion and the Rabbit, Version 1 (Para Sa Mga Kiddies)

pogi_seffy.jpg Once upon a time there lived a ferocious lion in the forest. It was a greedy lion and started killing animals in the forest indiscriminately. Seeing this, the animals gathered and decided to approach the lion with the offer of one animal of each species volunteering itself to be eaten by the lion everyday. So every day it was the turn of one of the animals and in the end came the rabbits' turn. The rabbits chose an old rabbit among them. The rabbit was wise and old. It took its own sweet time to go to the Lion. The Lion was getting impatient on not seeing any animal come by and swore to kill all animals the next day.

The rabbit then strode along to the Lion by sunset. The Lion was angry at him. But the wise rabbit was calm and slowly told the Lion that it was not his fault. He told the Lion that a group of rabbits were coming to him for the day when on the way, an angry Lion attacked them all and ate all rabbits but himself. Somehow he escaped to reach safely, the rabbit said. He said that the other Lion was challenging the supremacy of his Lordship the Lion. The Lion was naturally very enraged and asked to be taken to the location of the other Lion.

The wise rabbit agreed and led the Lion towards a deep well filled with water. Then he showed the Lion his reflection in the water of the well. The Lion was furious and started growling and naturally its image in the water, the other Lion, was also equally angry. Then the Lion jumped into the water at the other Lion to attack it, and so lost its life in the well. Thus the wise rabbit saved the forest and its inhabitants from the proud Lion.

...At para sa mga repapips, The Lion and the Rabbit, Version 2:

pogi_seffy2.jpgOne fine day mister rabbit goes running around the forest and he sees a giraffe rolling a big fat juicy joint and says "Giraffe! Giraffe! Why do you smoke puff? Come run with me and get fit instead." So the giraffe stops rolling his reefer and runs with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing big fat lines of charlie on a mirror. The rabbit says "Elephant! Elephant! Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead and get fit." So the elephant stops and goes running with the two.

Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe of smack. "Lion! Lion!" cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead." The lion with a mighty roar squashes he little rabbit to smithereens.

"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!".

The Lion says "Fucking rabbit! Always makes me run around this wanky forest when he's done a few pills"

(Lion en Rabbit played by my pamangkins, Pogi and Seffy. Hehehehehe)



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October 22, 2005

Land Quite Forgotten

Recently, I have been emailing a few classmates both from high school and college. OO, Be-be, aaminin ko, hindi masyadong maganda ang mga memories ko ng high school at college. (Akshuli, as far as I can remember, hindi ako naging masyadong masaya nung nag-aaral ako. Humataw lang naman ako ng husto nung magsimula na akong magtrabaho. Those were my happier days...)

But eniwey-highwey, yun nga, yung mga emails na yun, bigla kong naisip, hmmmmm.. asan na kaya ang mga people of my past? Kahit na hindi masyadong masaya ang mga school days ko nga, I still want to know how my friends are doing. Espeysyali ang mga kaklase ko nung high school kasi bukod sa aking ka-email na prenship ngayon, wala na akong balita sa iba.

OO, Be-be, gi-noogle ko na sila. OO, lahat na ng kombinasyon, lahat na ng pwedeng maging kakabit ng pangalan nila, ti-nype ko na. Pero ewan ko ba, ang mga taong ayaw sigurong magpakita, hinding-hindi mo makikita.

Tatanungin nyo ako, sino-sino ba sila? Eto na lang, dalawang sampol...

Hindi ba kayo curious kung ano na nangyari sa inyong mga ex-boypren. Hindi nyo ba natanong sa mga sarili ninyo, naging masaya ba buhay nila magmula nang nakipag-break ka sa kanila (mwahahaha!). Meron ako nyan.

Yung aking tutuong pers lab nung ako ay 4th year HS. Pagkatapos ng HS graduation, wala na syang masyadong nakasalamuha na mga ka-batch namin. Ay, grabe akong na-in-love dun. Kahit na nasa college ako, sya pa rin ang iniisip ko. Na sa tutuo lang, ngayon ko lang naisip, para akong gago! Kung hindi ko ginawa yun at nagpa-pretty face na lang ako sa college baka nag-ka-boypren pa ako nung nasa USTE ako.

Muntik-muntik na kaming magkabalikan nun nung nasa first year college ako kasi nagkita pa kami isang beses sa isang debut. Gusto raw nyang bumalik. Eh nagpaka-hard-to-get ako, ayun, hindi natuloy yung aming "recon" (short for "reconcillation"). Nyakkkk.. ginagamit pa ba yung salitang yun??? Kakadiri!

Tapos nagkita kami ulit nung mga 3rd year college ako. Volleyball game ng subdivision namin at subdivision nila. Ayun, feeling ko nga kasi, pers labs never dies, nag-pa-cute ako. Pero may semplang ata ang utak nya nun, hindi pa rin natuloy ang "recon". (Kakadiri na talaga yang salitang yan!!!!)

Parang UFO, may mga sightings naman nya all through the years magmula nung huli naming pagkikita. Pero siguro tulad din ng UFO, pwedeng figment lang sya ng imagination ng lahat ng tao kasi, sa tutuo lang, nawala na syang parang bula pagkatapos nun. hehehehe.

Eh paano naman yung bestpren nyo nung High School? Yung bestpren ko, ang pangalan nya Helena A. Taga-Angono sya dati. Ang huli kong balita nasa abroad na ata sya. Pero other than that, wala na akong alam. Magaling mag-sayaw yun. Nung mauso ang body language sa Pilipinas, ang galing-galing nyang magsayaw nun. Kamukha nga sya ni Frieda Fonda eh (o, kilala nyo pa ba yun???? Hehehehehe)

Saan ako nagtapos ng high school? Sa Cainta Catholic School. Batch '81. So kung may mga kilala kayong ka-batch mate ko, balitaan nyo nga ako kung ano-ano na ang nangyari sa mga ka-batchmates ko.

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October 19, 2005

Ay... OO Nga Pala...

May bago ring template ang aking sisteraka. Bisitahin nyo naman si Greta. Mabait yan.. kahit na pag tulog. hehehe

At ang pren kong si nannah eh may blog na rin sa pansitan... Naalala nyo si Naning, diba? Sya ang gumawa ng montage ng lola ninyo. samahan nyo naman akong i-welcome sya :) Bantayan ninyo ang site nya, nakakatuwa kasi syang mag-photoshoot ng mga profiles. :) Tarush!

Ano pa ba...

Ay, oo nga pala... gusto ninyong matakot? Ang isyu ngayon ng blogkadahan eh mga ghost stories. Ay, kung ako sa inyo, medyo read nyo sya ng umaga at wag gabi. Hehehe, winarningan ko kayo ha.

O siya.. yun na lang... sa susunod ulit.

Babush!!!

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October 18, 2005

Thirty Days of Darkness

Hay... at last! After 30 days of darkness, buhay na ang lola nyo! Grabe, no??? So ano na nangyari?

Obvious siguro, bago ang template ko. Pinagpahinga ko na muna ang reyna ng engkantasia at yung trudis liit na fairy muna ang tatao dito habang nagpapahinga ang aking dyulalay na si bebe (aksent on da las be) at nagpunta ng samar.

Maraming-marami akong fiskyurs na ipapakita sa inyo. Yung bagong apartment, yung mga kung anik-anik na mga happenings ng buong isang buwan, at kung anik-anik pa. Next entry ipopost ko na sya.

Pero por da means taym, medyo pagmasdan nyo na muna ang aking gwaping na pinsanander na nag-bakasyones sa akin ng isang linggo bago umuwi ng Kaneyda nung Sabaders lang. Close kami ng pinsan kong ito. Apat na taon pa lang yan, halos taon-taon, nagpupunta na sya ng Pinas at sa amin tumitira. Nung dumating ako sa Kaneyda, sa kanila naman ako tumira. Kaya siguro ang turingan namin para nang magkapatid.

Gwaping, diba? OO, siempre mana yan sa lahi namin. Pero ipagdasal ninyong sana eh matuloy na syang mag-US navy. Dahil ang lukring, nobenta porsyento pa lang daw syang disididong mag-navy. At sabi ko nga, "Aba, huwat will meyk yu tseynds yur maynd pa??? Yu go in da navy, yu wil be an opiser pa in da boat! Huway-liwayway won't yu go in da Navy???"

"If I win the lottery..."

"Do yu make taya-taya ba in da lotto?"

Matter of factly, sabi nya, "No...", sabay kagat dun sa shawarma na inorder namin sa tapat na karinderia ng dyupartment.

"Den yu will enter da Navy! Susmariopes kang bagets ka!! Asa ka pang yayaman ka di ka naman nataya!!"

Oo... bukod sa aming byutipul genes, nagmana din sa amin ng kasiraan ng tuktok itong sangpits kong ito.

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